Wednesday, 14 April 2010

'Past and Present' by Harry Riley

‘Past and Present’

by Harry Riley

We in Britain are facing an uncertain future in Election Year.

With the choice of the three main parties we are asked to trust one of them to get it right or perhaps if the outcome is not conclusive maybe there will be a ‘Hung parliament.’

At my age I have the luxury of being able to look back over the last fifty years and my own personal opinion is that although the ordinary working man and woman has better living standards with more luxuries we are not as happy and contented with our lot as we were then.

And why is that I wonder?

Well in the late 1950’s we were emerging from the austerity of the war years and the land was sparkling with promise, you could feel it as a tangible thing, there was excitement in the air. Where is the promise now? I cannot say hand on heart, that babies are coming into a safer, more stable, more caring world.

We expected continuous employment and invariably we got it. These days even a degree is no guarantee of employment with whole families thrown on the scrapheap, subsiding on state benefits.

We had respect for our neighbours, Respect for our parents and respect for the elderly. We had not much money but we had the family to fall back on in times of trouble, hardship and stress. Nowadays so many youngsters come from dysfunctional families whose parents have had so many partners that even the kids are confused as to their real father. Now we have so little respect for one another with knives and guns and drugs and alcohol on the streets that hard-pressed police officers cannot cope with the never-ending violence and carping criticism.

And who is to blame?

I blame the politicians for complacency and lack of long term vision and for squandering the legacy our fathers fought and died for-to make a Britain fit for hero’s.

‘Labour’ says the depression is a world problem so we shouldn’t blame them.

‘Labour’ wants us to trust them to get it right in the future…they have a plan! Okay what else do they plan to close?

‘Labour’ the party of the ‘working-man’ has failed to tackle crime and punishment and our gaols are full to bursting so they want to let them out before their time is up. Is this more Care in the Community?

New Labour came in with so much promise. Yes we said! Yes! Show us the way. And they did…their way of so much spin and so little substance.

They left the door wide open for sleaze and corruption with every man out for himself and took us into two costly wars, wars that we cannot win! Where is the leadership in that?

America is a staunch ally but we do not have to follow their every political move. We did not slavishly follow them into Vietnam and we should not have followed them into Iraq or Afghanistan. If they want to police the world then let them do so. We have done our bit.

America had 911. It was a tragedy of truly earth shattering proportions…but it was their tragedy not ours!

We were right to be supportive but we should not have gone to war in Iraq over it.

We should have retained the independence of being honest friend and sympathiser. Terrorism on the streets of Britain is a direct result of our mindless adventures into Iraq and Afghanistan and has cost the lives of too many brave British soldiers.

So will I be voting Labour on May 6th 2010? No, I think not.

Who in his right mind would vote for a party that advocates putting up the cost of National Insurance when commercial businesses are struggling to maintain their present staffing levels against falling orders…forcing many companies into bankruptcy. Deregulating the banks so they could do what they liked without government interference, selling off vital utilities to foreign companies so they could shut down UK Plants, throwing thousands out of work, closing down many of the Nation’s Post Offices and sticking an extra ten pence on income tax in one foul swoop, selling off the gold reserves at bargain basement prices, What sort of addle-brained thinking is this? Do they not listen for God’s sake?

So what is the one big thing missing in our enlightened modern lives? What is causing the cancer in our midst?

We hear the answer in almost every case of street violence and often from the most disenfranchised, inarticulate young criminal as he utters the words “Respect man! He disrespected me, so I shot him or I stabbed him.” Respect is what people of all ages seek but seldom get and this goes to the heart of the problem. How can a person have respect for others when the government that controls our lives shows no lead…no respect for anyone but themselves.

End.

Monday, 22 February 2010

'Will a new phoenix rise from the ashes of Corus?'

Hello I’m Harry Riley

Welcome to Harry’s Five-Minute-Rant

‘Will a new phoenix rise from the ashes of Corus?’

‘We live in a land of free enterprise.’ What a sick laugh!

We really live in a land of get and grab, a land full of weak politicians who cannot see further than the end of their nose. They sell off the family silver and then offer useless platitudes when things go belly-up! Such as this latest Corus screw-up in the North-East. God knows, the politicians must have foreseen the likelihood of this sort of thing happening when Corus was initially sold off to a foreign company. There have been a great many industrial precedents; Rover is a prime example.

Why couldn’t our business Tzars have had the foresight to put in some protective stipulations such as not allowing companies to close down vital plants in this country while plans are in place to build in their own or other countries. What beats me is that often these foreign firms are given incentives to take over ailing UK companies, so why can we not ask that these handouts be given back if and when they decide to close down, if only to help ease the pain of redundancy.

I understand it cannot be done if the proprietors have gone into liquidation but that is not always the case, as with the Corus owners. Workers in the North-East Region are tough and resourceful and will take this closure on the chin as they always do but the bitter memories will surely live on.

I worked in Consett County Durham for a year in the mid eighties, commuting backwards and forwards from Nottingham every day and got to know some of those straight talking folk. They are gritty hard-workers who’ve had a raw deal and deserve better. I despair of the many gutless wonders we have now at the helm in politics. Other countries try and protect their own industries so why can’t we.

After the last war this seemed to me to be a land full of hope but I have to say it is now a land where our so-called-leaders make big mistakes through complacency and

through addressing issues only on a short term-day-to-day re-active basis. Where are the pro-active, inspirational leaders who can lift us out of this quagmire of misery, doubt and despair?

I really thought Tony Blair was going to guide us to a bright new future but he turned out to have feet of clay just like all the rest. Some industries are just too important to this

country’s survival that they should never have been put at the mercy of free market conditions. The Railways and the Royal Mail should never have been privatised. Look what it’s doing to our rural communities. Talk about a land fit for hero’s! My dad’s family were miners and voted Labour.

It was the only party for the ordinary workingman. When I first got the vote I was also proud to join them and vote Labour but not anymore New Labour or Old Labour, it can go shove it’s vote where monkeys shove their nuts for all I care! I suspect I’m now like a lot of other people of my generation, Disgusted and disenfranchised with the whole political process. It seems we are hurtling back to the soup kitchens of the thirties.

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

'Hearts of Oak' by Harry Riley

(Two old friends, Horatio Nelson and Cuthbert Collingwood meeting aboard the flagship HMS Victory on the eve of Trafalgar)

‘Hearts of Oak’ a tribute to our naval hero's by Harry Riley

“We’ve seen some changes you and I

And more are yet to come.”

We’ve carried battles to the foe

And watched him dance a merry gig

With gunfire all around

Let’s drink a toast to that my friend!”

We’ve seen men fight and seen men die

We’ve played Almighty God and still won through.

For King and Country-clarion’s call

Let’s drink a toast to that my friend!”

“Tomorrow we will test the strength

Of English Oak, and English blood

We’ll light a fire to warm men’s hearts

For a hundred years or more

We’ll make ‘em wish that they were here

And they could call the tune

For you and I are history bound

“Let’s drink to that my friend!”

“If Nelson wants, then Nelson gets…

You’ve brought us through the darkest day

With conquests all along the way…

“Let’s drink to that my friend!”

“Lord Cuddy, ‘truth your name will shine

And it will be the same as mine

If I should fall ere struggle’s done

You’ll pound the foe until we’ve won?”

“Aye, count on me, but please be sure.

Yer’ll not expire midst Trafalgar’s roar”

We’ll both be here as wise old goats

To teem more whisky down our throats’

“I’ll echo that my Geordie lad

Pipes are calling; drums are beating,

England’s fleet is boldly waiting

Hearts of Oak are deadly sure!

Let’s get to work and sink some more

We’ll drink a toast to that my friend

For the sake of Auld Lang Syne!”

Friday, 22 January 2010

'The Gardener'

‘The Gardener’

by Harry Riley

(this is fiction and resemblance to anyone living or dead, is entirely coincidental)

Reuben Ackroyd was a gardener, a very keen and enthusiastic gardener. He could be seen most days, summer and winter, rain or shine, pottering about in the garden at the side of his little cottage in the Yorkshire village of Bradstock, deep in the dales. Here was a man at peace with himself and content with his lot. He always had a cheery wave, a chat and a smile for the old ladies as they passed on their way to collect their pensions from the post office. He had lived here as long as anyone could remember. At first there were two of them, Reuben and his wife, but she had been a bad lot and had left, many years ago, along with the butcher’s son, one bright sunny day while Reuben was at work in the churchyard (he had been the gravedigger until the fashion for cremation made him virtually redundant) Now he would dig as a favour for the vicar and purely for free, to support the struggling church. Most of the flowers that filled the old Norman church every week came from his garden. He would fill up any remaining time doing favours for the elderly, gardening and odd jobs. If ever a man was destined for sainthood it was Reuben. He hadn’t harboured any ill will for his wayward wife or her young lover and had remarked, whenever taxed on the subject, that she was a lively young thing and “he hoped the two of ‘em were happy together and had a far better life than he could have offered in this sleepy little village.” He just wished she had kept in touch with a letter or a phone call now and again, so he could wish them well, like any true Christian should.

One of Reuben’s big successes was the fruit and vegetables, grown in his large greenhouse. He had built it himself and the whole of the ground inside had been lovingly nourished with organic manure over the years. He sold this tasty produce to the locals as they regularly beat a path to his door. There were juicy red tomatoes, melons, and squash, grapes and even peaches. Any surplus he sold to the local greengrocer. One day however, peace was shattered in the village as the lone pilot of a paraplane (a sort of motorised parachute) had a problem with his machine. He was flying quite low and a flock of geese got tangled up in the elliptical wing and brought him down with a crash, right through the middle of Reuben Ackroyd’s greenhouse. The pilot was declared dead at the scene by the medics and unfortunately so was Reuben, who had been spraying his tomatoes at the time. The dark, richly fertilized loam, that had been so brutally disturbed, now gave up a secret of its own. The rescue services were amazed to see the lids of two coffins, laying each side of the narrow pathway. The forensic specialist was later able to confirm the skeletal remains were those of Reuben’s wife and her lover, the butcher’s son. Reuben had conscientiously tended their graves, and in death they had helped to provide him with a little income.

End

‘The Five Pound Note’

by Harry Riley

(Note: The characters in this story are purely fictional and resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental)

I960 was a bad year for Police Inspector Andy Walker of Merebrook Central Division. The year had started with so much promise. First there was his promotion from Sergeant, after ten years in the force and a particularly fine piece of detection work on his part, in breaking up a vicious gang of thugs. A promotion his pals said was long overdue, and a few others though, had said, should never have come. It’d been his best year for personal crime results. He was a steady copper, didn’t cut corners, well not too many anyway, and he was careful not to rub his superiors up the wrong way (he was on first name terms with Superintendent John Smedley.) But then along had come the Chase murder and it all went belly-up.

On a routine patrol in the Victoria Chase District, in the early hours of Saturday morning, he’d caught site of Warren Lambert, a well-known burglar, with pockets bulging, just emerging from a dark alleyway. He’d signalled for Mike Henshaw, his driver, to pull over so they could have a word with the little wretch, but on hearing the car screeching up to him he’d bolted, back up the alley, the way he’d come. Andy jumped out and shouted for him to stop, as Mike drove round the corner to try and cut off escape at the other end of the narrow passageway.

As he came to a bend in the alley, Andy lost sight of his quarry and later emerged in the next street empty-handed, just as Mike pulled up alongside, simultaneously leaning across and winding down the passenger window. “Where did the little blighter go?”

Andy knew what must have happened; just beyond the bend there was a gap in the iron railings that bordered the old Victorian cemetery. Lambert must have seen his chance, ducked through and hidden behind one of the big, gothic style marble tombstones.

He would be long gone now. No matter, they’d have him tomorrow, at his digs on the Green.

Two hours later a call came through of a suspicious death, only two blocks from where they had seen Warren Lambert. When Andy and Mike arrived there was already a uniformed bobby at the scene along with the ambulance. It was the home of a wealthy entrepreneur.

They rushed up the stairs as indicated by the young police constable and carefully entered the bedroom. There sprawled on the bed was the heavily bloodstained body of a male. He looked to be in his early forties. Andy recognised him immediately as Brian Fallows, the owner of the property and a man whose features appeared regularly in the Merebrook Evening Post. He was quite dead.

“Why did he have to live in a poxy area like this, with all his brass?” Mike sighed.

Andy peered closer at the corpse. “I don’t know Mike, but he’s paid a heavy price. Been bludgeoned on the back of the head with something heavy by the looks of it and I bet I know where we’ll find the murder weapon - a burglars gemmy, I’ll warrant!”

They were told by the P.C. that a window on the ground floor had been forced and that the perpetrator had probably exited the same way, as there was blood on the windowsill.

Both Andy and Mike spent the next thirty minutes going separately through all the rooms of the house, hunting for clues, before departing and leaving the constable on duty outside the front door, waiting for forensics to turn up with their kit.

Andy was correct. As dawn broke they found a bloodstained gemmy shoved down a crack behind a broken headstone in the cemetery. It was placed carefully into a plastic bag so as not to disturb any fingerprints.

Forensics confirmed that the wall safe under the carpet in the parlour had been opened and that it was empty. The owner’s wife turned up at the police station in a drunken state and said she had been out all night at the casino and a taxi had taken her home to find her husband dead and all his cash stolen, some ten thousand pounds by all accounts.

Warren Lambert was easy to find and even easier to break down under questioning. Another good result for Andy, but the burglar insisted he had found no cash and had not located the safe, much to his annoyance. It was a matter of hurt pride with him. He put his hand up to the murder, as the victim refused to say where he kept his money and had clubbed him in a fit of temper.

A fortnight later the Superintendent had called Andy into his office and had stiffly informed him he was to be suspended. He was being investigated for theft relating to the murder at Victoria Chase and this was more than he ought to have been told.

Of course it was all nonsense but Andy could not explain how his bank account had been swelled by the recent addition of ten thousand pounds.

Andy knew he was innocent but mud sticks and back at the station they all knew he’d been experiencing financial difficulties and that his marriage was going through a rocky patch.

Quite clearly somebody had set him up, but for the life of him he couldn’t think who it would be.

He was used to a strictly regimented working day and had never been out of work so long. It was several months now and just before Christmas the Super had rung him to say that papers had been handed to the CPS and that he would be formally charged with theft.

Charlotte, his wife of thirteen years had just walked out after their last big row and had even taken Columbus, their pet spaniel. A letter had popped through the letterbox to say his house was being repossessed through non - payment of arrears. This had happened because his bank account had been frozen.

He had spent a very lonely and miserable Christmas trying to work out where it had all gone wrong. Even Mike, his best pal, had kept away. Andy Walker was a pariah!

He would be going to court and had been advised to get himself a good lawyer, but the evidence was pretty damning. He had been in the “Fallows” parlour; all alone and could easily have found the safe and stolen the money. The really damning evidence - evidence that would send him to prison as a bent copper, was that he had suddenly become ten thousand pounds richer.

Now it was the start of a new year and he walked disconsolately along the country lane and stopped to look over the five barred field gate at the bleak wintry scene. All he had ever valued was going or already gone. A figure stirred on the other side of the hedge and an old tramp appeared wearing a torn army coat and covered in muddy leaves, apparently from sleeping in the hedge bottom. He stared at Andy with damp rheumy eyes and approached the gate, dragging his feet. “Would you have a cigarette for an old army veteran mister?”

Andy replied that he was sorry but he didn’t smoke.

“Ha well, no matter, they’re killing me anyway, maybe I’ll last a few hours longer.” He coughed and continued in a wheezy voice, “I don’t suppose you could let me have the cost of a breakfast…to set me up for the day?”

Andy was touched, he still had food himself at home, in the fridge and the freezer, but all the money he had in his pocket was a five-pound note. He dug deep and gave the man his very last fiver. He had his troubles but this man had nothing. At least if they sent him to prison he would have a roof over his head.

“Thank you – god bless you mister, you don’t know what you did today, you’ve saved my life!” The old soldier gratefully took the money, saluted awkwardly, and shuffled slowly away.

Andy smiled, he felt better already.

The next day he received news that Warren Lambert had revoked his earlier confession to murder, claiming it was made under duress and also denied the gemmy was his, saying it must have been planted. Now his erstwhile colleagues were digging into his past and somebody had dug up a photo of Andy sharing a drink with the dead man at a shindig, in company with several councillors and businessmen. Tongues were wagging. “Who then, had murdered Brian Fallows?” It was as inevitable as night follows day, Andy Walker was accused of coolly planning and executing the murder before his shift began, and just after Mrs. Fallows had left the house in a taxi, headed for the gambling club, and of laying the blame at the feet of Warren Lambert, a man of slow intellect. Mike Henshaw was quizzed and admitted under questioning that Andy had not been his usual self for several weeks before the murder and that he had been quite crabby of late.

The trial by jury was pretty conclusive and Andy did himself no favours when he insisted, against his council’s advice, that he should give evidence in the witness box to prove his innocence. The Prosecutor had a field day. Andy was tied up in knots and quickly lost his temper. Sitting in court, listening to his future being decided he studied the faces of the jurymen and women. There was one man among the jury whose face seemed slightly familiar, especially around the eyes, the man was listening intently to every word spoken and kept glancing up at him, but no, this man was nobody he could place. He was found guilty and sentenced to death for murder. The judge, wearing his black cap, described him as the lowest of the low, a bent policeman, trusted to preserve the values of the community. There would be a lot of people dancing on his grave.

The prison chaplain was a friendly chap; he asked Andy if he wanted to confess his sins to the lord. There was something about this man, his voice and his watery eyes that troubled the condemned man. He had met him before, he was sure of that – but where?

There was to be an appeal but the prison Governor told Andy not to get his hopes up as they very rarely succeeded. The home secretary had to have new, solid evidence.

A lot though, was going on behind the scenes, Superintendent John Smedley received a tip off from an anonymous caller, began to have serious thoughts and ordered a watch to be put on Charlotte Fallows. She was seen leaving the casino one night in the company of

a policeman - Mike Henshaw and the pair’s movements were closely monitored. They must have suspected they’d been seen, for they were picked up at Dover trying to flee across to the Continent. Charlotte Fallows claimed it had all been Mike’s idea to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. He was jealous of Andy Walker’s success on the back of his endeavours and believed he was being overlooked. They might have got clean away had it not been for the anonymous caller and the fact that a scruffy old tramp had caused a big ruckus at the docks and had attracted the attentions of the police as he begged the two fugitives for money. Only a fiver mister, he had said, “just a fiver for an old war veteran, could you please?”

End.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

current events in the UK news

Well done Joanna Lumley. it's great to see the glorious Gurkhas getting their true recognition as true friends of Britain. The sad thing is that they not only had to fight and to die for us but they had to fight for the right to live with us afterwards. Shame on the government for making them work so hard to prove they were worth it. Not so the rubbish, British hating toe-rags we allow in to bleed the benefits system dry. 

MP's on the take. 
I do not think we should expect our MP's to be lilly-white. I am nervous of the too clean bible punching puritans. I like to think our MP's are worldly wise and can stand their corner for us when the chips are down. Let them have a few human flaws. We all know they cheat the system from time to time. It is the blatant ones I object to, who flout the law. 

Sunday, 17 May 2009